Total Medals Earned: 616 (From 72 different games.) Total Medal Score: 11,810 Points
Medals Earned: 40/44 (200/220 points)
purchase 2 types of weapon
purchase 4 types of weapon
purchase 6 types of weapon
purchase 8 types of weapon
purchase 10 types of weapon
burn 10 enemies
burn 20 enemies
earn 10 stars
earn 20 stars
earn 27 stars
earn 36 stars
earn 39 stars
drive 10 kilometers
drive 50 kilometers
drive 70 kilometers
drive 100 kilometers
drive 150 kilometers
kill 60 enemies with gun
kill 150 enemies with gun
kill 300 enemies with gun
kill 500 enemies with gun
kill 700 enemies with gun
purchase 3 upgrades
purchase 5 upgrades
purchase 10 upgrades
purchase 15 upgrades
purchase 20 upgrades
make 1 restarts after defeat
make 3 restarts after defeat
make 5 restarts after defeat
make 7 restarts after defeat
make 10 restarts after defeat
kill 40 enemies with rocket
kill 70 enemies with rocket
kill 150 enemies with rocket
kill 225 enemies with rocket
spend 10,000 money
spend 20,000 money
spend 50,000 money
spend 100,000 money
burn 50 enemies
burn 100 enemies
burn 150 enemies
kill 300 enemies with rocket
Medals Earned: 4/4 (300/300 points)
The medal that Derp gives you in the end
Won the first question
Lost every disscution with Derpina
Finish the game without any mistake
Medals Earned: 5/5 (190/190 points)
At least you've tried...
You've saved some lives.
With your efforts, more than a half of villagers survived the night.
You've saved almost everyone
You've survived the night without hurting anyone!
Medals Earned: 6/6 (110/110 points)
Complete the game and survive.
You are even worse than the undead...
Make sure Bill passes away calmly.
Complete the game without firing a single shot.
Survive and save two of your friends.
Survive without getting any friends.
Medals Earned: 4/5 (95/195 points)
Half Of All Elements Discovered
Nuclear Bomb Discovered
7 Mortal Sins
All Element Discovered
All Elements Discovered With No Hints (actually, you can ONE hint)
Medals Earned: 8/8 (180/180 points)
Fought 100 soldiers
100 headshots
Got all weapons
Fought 200 soldiers
Fought 500 soldiers
300 headshots
600 headshots. Because practice makes perfection.
Finished the game. Congratulations!
Medals Earned: 33/44 (365/500 points)
You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!
Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.
You found the baseball bat!
You've earned extra kupo!
You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!
You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.
The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!
You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!
You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!
You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!
The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!
You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!
You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!
You found the hidden skull!
Start the game... press the play button.
You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...
You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.
You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!
You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.
You found the only way to die in scene 1!
Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!
You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!
You found the Goober action figurine!
Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.
You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.
The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"
The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!
Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....
Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....
You found the knife!
You found the magical shrunken head!
You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!
You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!
Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.
You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!
You found the dead blue bird!
You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!
You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!
You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...
You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!
You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!
Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.
You found the video game controller!
You found bird poop! Yay!
Medals Earned: 5/5 (45/45 points)
flicked a switch
beat orange
beat red
viewed howto
game started
Medals Earned: 7/7 (340/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/4 (110/110 points)
Smash 10 polar bears.
Win the game and save the mammoth!
Save all your animals.
